Bush Early Girl Puts Out

NOT ONLY EARLY, BUT OFTEN, TOO!

BANNER YEAR PREDICTED

With a performance like the one she's giving right now, Bush Early Girl has earned a permanent spot in the garden. This little determinate variety is busting with tomatoes just half-way through June. It's hard to see, but there are upwards of a dozen tomatoes on the plant, while the indeterminate Early Girl and the two Better Boys are just now setting fruit.


You go, girl!

Mörderkatze!

VARMINTS BEWARE

The resident police chief ever vigilant at the post. One locust the only confirmed kill so far, but that can only be improved upon.

Record First Tomato!

"From small things, mama,
Big things one day come."

Look to your left and see what will surely be the first ripe Chicago backyard tomato. This shot was taken the last week of May, a record first tomato for the Neenah Street Tomato Growers Association, and, we are sure, a record for the whole of Chicago. This, of course excludes hothouse cheaters and those unscrupulous louts who buy from nurseries those two-foot tall potted tomato plants already bearing fruit. They'll get their just rewards when they have to eat those tasteless foul fruits.

You will also notice the latest in organic pest control. Gone are the messy leg traps. No more covered pits that just seemed to attract neighborhood children. Here at last is an answer for those meddling old ladies so enamored of their "darling little bunnies." Have you ever seen what those little darlings can do to a garden? Well, you should see what the orca terra can do to a little bunny!